Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 119th Edition

last SG · 2009-06-04T08:42:36+00:00

so.. blood donation on 27th?I'll go ask ah bak first ... she's the one that actually keeps the cards ... mine's been through the washing machine already ... ...

av98m SG

eh my ex ex CO's Opel sound system is some german brand.

shit, can't remember the name because i have a headache from eating too much

didn't you start your diet yesterday?!!!!

不如就死 SG

huh? why is kopi on diet?

the Bear SG

eh my ex ex CO's Opel sound system is some german brand.

shit, can't remember the name because i have a headache from eating too much

what happened to your diet?

Fatum SG

please don't use dirty 4 letter words in club 30 ! ....

LOTUSfairy SG

due to the excess of hotdog bun from yest coney dogs, colleague is making garlic bread for bkfst now.... homemade spread smelling nice in toaster

Garlic Bread.......i want...

fudgester SG

please don't use dirty 4 letter words in club 30 ! ....

*me gets inspired to torment Fatum in a new way*

Diet.

Diet!

DIET!!!!

Fatum SG

*me gets inspired to torment Fatum in a new way*

Diet.

Diet!

DIET!!!!

magneto ! ...

kopiosatu SG

didn't you start your diet yesterday?!!!!

then i met my friend and we went to buy sashimi for lunch

his parents called him up, told him to get some more "liao" for their lunch (vegetables + herbal chicken)

so in the end, we had to finish his parents' lunch

and his mother cooked ox tail stew, corn fritters plus the "liao" we bought.

after that i went to take photos of a house, den for dinner we went to makan porridge at bedok when we made a last minute addition, sambal stingray.

at night, our drummer (who is going for the SAF mission trip today) wants to meet for drinks, so we went to the pasir ris park and i ordered fish n chips

when we started talking about salmons...

...we realised that we forgot about the sashimi.

LOTUSfairy SG

*me gets inspired to torment Fatum in a new way*

Diet.

Diet!

DIET!!!!

i inspire Fatum in another way.

also a 4-letter word that caused u to nose bleed!

Duck.

Duck !

DUCK !!!

kopiosatu SG

huh? why is kopi on diet?

because next month i will surely gain weight.

shit lah, today must stick to tuna and nutrisoy plan

the Bear SG

please don't use dirty 4 letter words in club 30 ! ....

reminds me of this joke...

so janie got married... however a week later, she ran home to mother crying bitterly...

Mother: poor janie.. what happened?

Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible... i've never heard such horrible language!

Mother: oh no!! did he abuse you?

Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible.. he kept saying such terrible words...

Mother: he seemed such a nice man... what did he say?

Janie: it was a nightmare.. he kept using four-letter words at me..

Mother: that's horrible!! what were the words he used?

Janie: mother.. don't make me repeat them!!

Mother: we have to know so that we can fight this out..

Janie: it was terrible.. he was saying "WASH! COOK! DUST!"

kopiosatu SG

what happened to your diet?

there were too many left turns.

anyway, the sashimi we bought was like $16 for a whole lot.

from Fassler gourmet @ Woodlands Terrace

Fatum SG

reminds me of this joke...

so janie got married... however a week later, she ran home to mother crying bitterly...

Mother: poor janie.. what happened?

Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible... i've never heard such horrible language!

Mother: oh no!! did he abuse you?

Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible.. he kept saying such terrible words...

Mother: he seemed such a nice man... what did he say?

Janie: it was a nightmare.. he kept using four-letter words at me..

Mother: that's horrible!! what were the words he used?

Janie: mother.. don't make me repeat them!!

Mother: we have to know so that we can fight this out..

Janie: it was terrible.. he was saying "WASH! COOK! DUST!"

won't be an issue with me .....

I told my friend I come as a whole package ... and I did all that at my friend's place, wearing an apron ......

av98m SG

won't be an issue with me .....

I told my friend I come as a whole package ... and I did all that at my friend's place, wearing an apron ......

cool! a man who cooks and washes and does the housework.

av98m SG

because next month i will surely gain weight.

shit lah, today must stick to tuna and nutrisoy plan

fatum will kill himself if he had to eat that

av98m SG

then i met my friend and we went to buy sashimi for lunch

his parents called him up, told him to get some more "liao" for their lunch (vegetables + herbal chicken)

so in the end, we had to finish his parents' lunch

and his mother cooked ox tail stew, corn fritters plus the "liao" we bought.

after that i went to take photos of a house, den for dinner we went to makan porridge at bedok when we made a last minute addition, sambal stingray.

at night, our drummer (who is going for the SAF mission trip today) wants to meet for drinks, so we went to the pasir ris park and i ordered fish n chips

when we started talking about salmons...

...we realised that we forgot about the sashimi.

elindra SG

cool! a man who cooks and washes and does the housework.

This sounds VERY wrong coming from a guy

tare SG

won't be an issue with me .....

I told my friend I come as a whole package ... and I did all that at my friend's place, wearing an apron ......

is tat consider as 'hardsell'? :P

av98m SG

This sounds VERY wrong coming from a guy

but but but that's a factual statement! and I'm saying it on behalf of women in general!

Fatum SG

is tat consider as 'hardsell'? :P

nope ... I don't mis-represent the other things ....

I stated that what you see is what you get ... just that most men would only develop the beer gut and balding thatch 20 years later .... but I'm on an accelerated development program ....

at the very least ... no surprises ...

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